(Source: ndobreve, via borntosavethedoctor)

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

(Source: theronhumphrey.com, via lokeanconcubine)

Wake up.
Drink your coffee.
Recognize it is entirely ok to be this irreparably happy.

Do not sabotage yourself.
Decide on your happiness and protect that feeling as if your life depends on it.

Your sanity certainly does.

(via ghost-of-saintjimmy)

(Source: infinite-intimate, via lokeanconcubine)

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

(via lokeanconcubine)

awwww-cute:

101 aww’s

(via lokeanconcubine)

crockercorpjanecrocker:

kitkat808:

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

OMFG my teacher just showed us this in death and dying class

what the fuck kinda school have death and dying class
what the fuck death and dying classs

(via lokeanconcubine)

There is no such thing as a true tale. Truth has many faces and the truth is like to the old road to Avalon; it depends on your own will, and your own thoughts, whither the road will take you.

Marion Zimmer BradleyThe Mists of Avalon (via ruchireads)

(via ninquelen)

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via andromedamirtle)

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

(via andromedamirtle)

patrickat:

spyderqueen:

misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out

One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.

Did you mean: Congress?

(Source: misandryad, via somethingveryodd)

runawaymarbles:

x-men + text posts (8/?)

philsandifer:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

NOTHING.

THE DEAD GODS OF THE WORLDS BEFORE OURS DREAM ENDLESSLY IN THE VOID BEYOND PERCEPTION. THEY DO NOT EXIST. THEY PREDATE THE VERY CONCEPT OF EXISTENCE. THEIR ONLY FORM IS IDEA ITSELF.

WHEN OUR UNIVERSE SHUDDERS TO A FINAL COLLAPSE, WHETHER HEAT DEATH OR CRUNCH, THEY WILL BLINK A HEAVY, LIDDED EYE, AND STIR IN THEIR SLUMBER.

THEY WILL NOT NOTICE US.

THEY WILL NOT REMEMBER US.

UN-BE.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

  • Mom:

    ' well you need to call them and ask.'

  • Me:

    I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

(via altairblack)