A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via narcissasmalfoy)

(Source: traffic-jam-session, via jarvishasthephonebox)

guidedogintraining:

Stellar puppy is ready for a time-space adventure

(via doctorwho)

magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

(Source: becausebirds, via jar3d8)

hungarian:

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out

(via amazingoswald)

What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers.

"Snuff" by Terry Pratchett (via knerdy)

(via theoneandonlyoswin)

 Look at you pair. It’s always you and her isn’t it? Long after the rest of us have gone. A boy and his box off to see the universe.

(via imfemlocked)

  • Rory:

    Hi, I'm Rory, I'm a male character. I'm a kind compassionate person, doing a job that involves looking after people. I kinda die a lot. Not much is known about my family or childhood, but I'm a good person, my job is a big part of my life, I made a huge sacrifice for the Doctor and I'm badass when I need to be.

  • Fandom:

    You're amazing, you're perfect, a BAMF!

  • Clara:

    Hi, I'm Clara, I'm a female character. I'm a kind compassionate person, doing a job that involves looking after people. I kinda die a lot. Not much is known about my family or childhood, but I'm a good person, my job is a big part of my life, I made a huge sacrifice for the Doctor and I'm badass when I need to be.

  • Fandom:

    What an undeveloped, boring Mary Sue.

runecestershire:

tyreenosaurusrex:

In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:

image

Such mastery of the English language.

Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.

(via jarvishasthephonebox)

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

(Source: teallikethecolor, via reset-chaos)

supalove:

thinksquad:

This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.”

The photo comes from protests happening in Bulgaria right now. Students are protesting poverty and corruption in Bulgaria’s Socialist-backed government, chaining themselves to the doors of Sofia University and clashing with police outside of parliament.

After the photo was taken it quickly went viral

this picture is so powerful

(via crumpassingmaster)

kittcute:

Personality

I like meeting new people all the time
I’ve been called a nerd before
I enjoy going out to many different social events
I’m a very calm person
I talk loudly
I like to stay inside and do something that makes me feel comfortable
I cry a lot
I’m obsessed with sports
I read a lot of books
I like a really busy schedule
I’m very disorganized
I like to give other people instructions
I like art that teaches life lessons
I sometimes throw or break objects when I’m angry
I tend to exaggerate things in my mind to make them seem worse
I like things that are cute
I’m a left brained person
I’m a right brained person

Appearance

I dress in simple clothing (t-shirts, jeans, sweats, etc)
I like to keep up with the latest fashion
I have long hair
I wear make-up
I get paler skin during the winter season
I think people who dress really casually look attractive
I have a beard
I have big eyes
I’m very short
I’m very tall
I have at least five standards for looks when dating someone
I have dark hair
I’m very skinny
I only date people that have a specific weight
I like to dress in revealing clothing
I prefer comfortable clothes over fashionable clothes

Interests

I love music
I like coding and programming
I generally prefer artistic things over technical things
I play video games often
I like big stories with many different characters
I enjoy watching movies
I own a collection of something
I play one or more sports
I love baking
I learned a different language for fun
I’ve made up and/or written a story before
I do many different community activities
I like designing (Interior, cover art, architecture, etc)
I spend a lot of time on fashion
I enjoy getting to know more about someone’s personality
I like looking at media (books, movies, music, games, etc) critically

Other

I’m a very socially just person
I mostly listen to rap music
I’m obsessed with celebrities
I feel lonely sometimes
I have two or more close friends
I don’t really mind dentist or doctor appointments
I’ve held a gun before
I get along well with people I have things in common with
I think I’m a likable person
I hate snow
I’m friends with everyone I know
I know someone on Tumblr I’d like to get to know better
I’ve been to Japan
I own a GameCube
I like raspberries
I’m a feminist
I smoke tobacco
I make at least 15 phone calls every week
I respect people with other religious believes
I wish I had someone to talk to when I’m angry or upset
I always wear sunglasses when I can
I have been on a cruise ship before
I would rather stay home and cuddle than go out and party
I have experienced discrimination
I can play the piano
I’ve skipped an entire night
I like to have a lot of light in my room
I think thigh highs are cute
I have school tomorrow
I’m not a virgin
I’m a dork

(via crumpassingmaster)

explosm:

By Rob.
Hey Toronto! Visit us at FAN EXPO, booth 456, August 28 - 31 & come to the ! More info here —>

(via lukanieto)

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

(via jarvishasthephonebox)

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

(via space-muffin-man)

thinkingingallifreyan:

animate-mush:

thinkingingallifreyan:

animate-mush:

thinkingingallifreyan:

davidtennantsreallybigcoat:

jackfrostftw:

padalalalecki:

lady-pond:

my-otps-vs-crime-n-time:

castieliciouss:

DAT TAG

that’s because river is young. she is a baby compared to the doctor. the doctor knows what regeneration means, it means that you’re loosing a part of yourself and you’ll never get it back. it also means that the people who used to know you won’t recognize you if you walk past them in the street. the doctor has experienced regeneration so many times, i think he’s pretty tired of it. the best proof is the regeneration of ten; you can see in his eyes, when he believes that he’s going to die for wilfried, that he wishes it would truly be the end. because at some point, it’s best to die for good than to die a bit.

so yeah, river is fucking glamorous during this regeneration. but that’s because she’s a baby whose life is just getting started, while the doctor’s an old man who would rather die than to lose a part of himself again.

what that nessasary. was it.

this post was funny but then it wasnt

Well someone’s a cradle robber….

I really don’t like it when people hold up Ten’s attitude towards regeneration as an example of what regeneration is. He is not “losing” a bit of himself, he is gaining life. And gaining a new perspective. The Doctor doesn’t stick around any one place long enough for him to worry about people passing him on the street, and regeneration is the opposite of dying. When the Doctor is in danger of dying; he stops, and is born again. Same man, new flavour. 

River’s so free and glamorous about it because she doesn’t have any idea of the dangers inherent in changing one’s whole being yet(Valeyard), and obviously has a knack for regenerating that the Doctor clearly lacks.

Also worth noting - River has regenerated at least twice at this point.  Even in terms of experience, you should be comparing her attitudes to the third or fourth doctor, who was also very much “eugh I’m dying.”  River’s carefree attitude towards regeneration probably has an awful lot to do with the fact that she’s insane(at this point in the story at least).

Also noteworthy is the fact that regeneration is a normal part of the Doctor’s life cycle, there’s a set limit, and each time is one time less that’s left.  But River is human.  Regenerating at all is a miracle and a triumph, having beaten death.  It’s not normal or natural for her or the people she’s been around all her life.  So it probably has a lot more of the feeling of This Awesome Thing I Can Do, and less of the Welp Dying Again I Guess.  

And he’s more “Dying? Oh I hate doing that” than “Noooo! I must not die!!!”.

Well… I do think there’s a lot of “noooooo! I must not die!!!!!!” going on, but that’s because he’s usually got something far more important to do.  CAN’T DIE NOW!  MUST GET BATS MILK!  and so on.

In that case I mean his attitude to dying is more “Not now, I’m busy!”

(Source: youbutmostlyme)